Mea huna a me nā paena ma "GTA: San Andreas"

Game GTA: San Andreas ua koke loa mahalo. Akā, i kēia lā, he nui kânaka paani ia i loko o ke kākoʻo '-op, a hiki kekahi hoʻokahi kai eʻe. Eia naʻe, mau kanaka hoʻomaopopo e pili ana i ka'ōlelo hoʻomakeʻaka, "GTA: San Andreas", i ua teeming me ka holoholona hihiu. He 'atikala e haawi i ka maikaʻi o ia.

Comedy ma ka unuhi "GTA: San Andreas"

Mākou a pau ike pehea i ua unuhi 'ia i loko o Lūkini keia holoholona hihiu. Aloha i kipaku aku i ka na kikokikona ma keʻano o loko o ka unuhi olelo. A i kekahi, a hiki kulana kupono i ka pono a me ka pono o ka unuhi. I ka hopena o ka piha ka'ōpala me ka unuhi, no laila, i nāʻano o meʻe o ka holoholona hihiu uaʻaʻole pono lakou i ike i ka kekahi, ka mea, ua meaningless. Akā, kanaka hua'ōlelo ke koho i ka huapalapala e olelo aku nei.

He ka mua unuhi o ka gag. Eia nā examples oʻApelila ia i loko o "GTA: San Andreas" me ka moena i loko o keʻano o:

1. " 'Aʻole' o ia me au, kalapona puluniu";
2. "Aole oe i makemake mai iaʻu, e kapa aku i kekahi mea i loko o kou maka";
3. "I ike kona lokomaikaʻi";
4. "I Laki tipping i ke kanaka e huli neʻe maila."

Ua wehe 'ia' o ka hailonaʻana, ka mea, noho ai ma ka pau hihiu. Kekahi mea no ridiculous mea i lilo a meme i ulanaʻia. Eia naʻe, no ka mea, o ka censorship, he nui leʻaleʻa, e kākau 'aʻole e hana, no ka mea, i ka puu o ka moena. E nana mai no ia i loko o ka laua.

Ke huna GTA: pehea e kiʻi waiwai ka poe ola,

Ia mea,ʻaʻole e pono ke hana i ka mikiona, a me ke koi 'ia nā loina e loaʻa i ke kālā. Aia ka he loa maoli ala e kiʻi waiwai hana i loko o ka mea piliwaiwai honua. Akau o Hawaii Los Santos mea he kauhale kahi o ka bookmaker (e like me ka moʻolelo i ka papa kuhikuhi ano e hao wale i ka mea, a hiki loa). Malamaia kokoke ia ia, e kau i ke kālā i loko o ka nui ololi. Inā e lilo, laila, kiʻi hou a me ka hana i kēia hana no ka like loa me kou loaa. E lanakila 'o ia? Oe ke hoola ia hou, a ho'āʻo i ka loaa hou. I wale 30 minuke oe hiki mai kekahi tausani dala e e hoʻokahi haneri tausani. Ma ke ala hookahi oe ke loaa ke kala i nā lāhui kanaka kēlā hana, he holo 'awelika papalalo, pela manawa e loaʻa, e pana aku au i nui.

Nō hoʻi, he mea i kekahi hana hoihoi 'liana i loko o "GTA:. San Andreas" Mākou i ka nuʻukia kahi au i ke hao i ka kinoea wahi. Ma hope e powa ana i kou Customer e kaumaha ana, e hana no ia ia. E hoolaulea. I ka hana, e komo i loko o ka amo ana o kakolina a uku ke kaumaha ma muli o ka lōʻihi like 'ole o ka hana a me ka manawa no kekahi kumu, aole i pau i laila.

Ka misionari ua he pimp

Ua ka holoholona hihiu o ka misionari kahi au i e pepehi i ka pimp. Ka pilikia mea i ka wā e haʻalele i ka mīkini, mea, mea loa paʻakikī e hopu mai. A ua hiki ole nui âlapa pôhili me hopu mai, a pepehi aku la ia ia. Akā, he mea kekahi ala: kona kaʻa i kū ma ke alo o ka laau i ka hoʻomaka o ka huakaʻi. Pana ma ka huila, a hele aku i ka laau. I ka wā o ka pimp lele mai o ke kula, a, e noho iho i loko o ke kaʻa,ʻo ia e apuepue hele no ka nane huna nō nā huila.

Mana loa pū kī lū leho

Ma ka hihiu he mea he glitch, ma i oe ke kiʻi i ka puu o ka ammunition no ka pū kī lū. Ke kula holoʻana i kekahi i kekahi haʻawina "luaʻoihana kaʻa" i loko o ka hālāwai kaʻa. Inā ka mea, ke aloha, oe e koho kiʻi 5 puni. Ole i ka hoao ana 10 manawa e kiʻi 50 nā papahu.

UFO i loko o ka laua

No emi hana hoihoi 'liana a "GTA: San Andreas" - he UFO. Ma ka moku'āina o Las Venturas i noonoo tavern "Lil Probus." Ma ke alo o ia mea he ku i ka UFO. I loko o ka tavern ka hailona ana o kiʻi o nā poʻe i, e like me ka mea, ia lakou iho koi i ua ike i ka UFO. A i loko o kaʻoihana ma nā mea a pau o ke o Nuioka ma e intercept a huai ae UFOs. Aia mea i kekahi palapala 'āina me nā kaha kahi hoike i ike i ka lele saucer.

Skipping i ka international airport

By San-Fiero Airport Pono, e kipaku aku i ka mea hope e komo ai. Pono e e mīkini Super gt. E i kekahi kiʻi o ka ia, a haʻalele i ka puka no ka komo i ka international airport hamama. Pela no oe e e hiki ke hele i ke international airport, e like me ka ke kahu moku, ka laikini.

Comedy ma "GTA: San Andreas": He aha nā mea kaua e hiki ke 'imi i kuai?

Inā kekahi nānā i ka hōʻike "ʻiʻo pepa fiction" mea kuhikuhi Quentin Tarantino,ʻo iaʻiʻo hoʻomanaʻo i hana hoihoi weliweli ma ka meʻe Bryusa Uillisa (Butch) i nākiʻiʻia. Eia naʻe,ʻo ia hope hookuu ia ia iho, a hele aku la e hoopakele i kona enemi - Marsellus. A ia Butch i wae mea i loko o ka hale kūʻai (oa i loko o ka hale kūʻai mea a pau i hiki mai ai), ia ia he pilikia koho: ka hamare, i ka pôhili'ōpeʻapeʻa, he chainsaw a me ka samurai pahi kaua. Ma ka hopena, alaila wae iho i ka samurai pahi kaua. A like i kūʻai liloʻia aku i loko o ka hale kāhiko kaua. Shop GTA lealea. Coincidence?

Other leʻaleʻa

Inā e lawe i ka makai, kaʻa, a hele aku i ka makai aoeaiia caaiea, oe ke ike pehea ka mākaʻi mau lanakila ke kanaka. Kēia hana kŰia no ka San Andreas honua.

Ua noa ike e pili ana i ka oihana kumu ma ka akau-hikina o Las Venturas. Kipaku loko hiki koa kaa a me bulletproof'īpuka o ka waihona ipu wale. Inā i ke kūlanakauhale, e kiʻi 2 hoku razyskivaemosti a koke kiʻi hoʻi i keia kumu, o ka mua, e hiki e ia i ka makai kaʻa, a he uuku ma hope, e hōʻike pono e hiki mai ana ia oe, a ma hope o ka pa o ka waihona ipu na cops. A pau o ia e holo nui ma hopeʻoe, akā, no ka mea, ka mea, i ma hope o ka upena, ka mea hiki ole ke hana i kekahi mea. Ma ke ala, e manao ana ma luna o ka oihana koa kumu paa hou mai la airspace, he makai helicopters mai, mai lele malaila.

Inā e lele aku i ka nui skyscraper ma ka Bike ia a me ka'āina ma luna o nā huila, ke ano i ole e make, a i ole e ae.

Ma keia lealea ma ka "GTA: San Andreas" 'Aʻole i pau i laila. Ua he pua kiele o ka hana wahi a me nā pelaha, i ku i ka noonoo.

Fun i loko o ka holoholona hihiu "GTA: San Andreas": wahi a palapalaia maluna penei

A pau i ike i kahi o ka hale haʻuki ma ka laua? Inā 'oe e hele mai ia a hiki i ka hikina, a laila huli haʻalele i loko o ka alley, a laila, hele i ka uuku mamua, a hoʻouka mea, e hiki ke ike i ka hana hoihoi' maka: kanaka e hele mai i ka lihi o ka hale a me ka pa ahau.

Ua ka konane i wahi - aina tinder. Ma mua o ka hoʻokukeʻana i ka aina ku papa ma i kekahi mau olelo ao hoʻopaʻa. Ma English ka palapala heluhelu: "Ala ole Violators e e pana aku la ia e pana hou Ola e ..."

I Las Venturas i kekahi me aoeaiia caaiea, ma i ua palapala kuʻihao a me ka ahaaina mare. No ka mea, ka mea, puhi like. I unuhi 'ia, ka mea,' o ia hoʻi: "kuʻihao a me ka ahaaina mare pono ia ka mea puhi i ka ia.".

Ma San Fierro mai i na hale haʻuki. Near mea kēkahi he plaque me ka moʻo make, a ma lalo ia oe ke ike i ka palapala Launa Male Arts. Ua Ua ea ae ia e ke kākauʻoihana kaua, a 'o ia hoʻi "ʻoihana kaua", akā, ma ka mea e olelo "mare iho nei nō." A me ia mea i ole kuhihewa. Loko o ka hale haʻuki kēkahi like ka ia palapala.

Aia i kekahi hana hoihoi 'liana i loko o ka GTA 5 "San Andreas". Ma ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ka ia San Fierro mea mau i ka ia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kapaia ke kupua o anal. I unuhi 'ia,' o ia hoʻi ka mea, "ke kupua o anal." Loa paha, no laila, haku polokalamu kuikui aku la i ka inoa o ka mea hōʻike ke kupua o oz (The kupua o oz).

E hele mai ia. Ma ka wao nahele, i mea ole loa, mai ka Big pepeiao, he nani geyser. Mai ia mau ka lua pele i ka wai. Aia, e hiki pinepine huli kanaka me Panel ka poe koho e nānā i ke kiʻi.

I ka hale me ka placard aia ma ka akau o Dorothy. Ka pelaha mai nei New Store Open Soon, he uuku haahaa ma ka hookahi pelaha lettering Eono hou palaoa o Khakis. Naʻe, i ka hope 2 palapala i ke keʻokeʻo HW, a me ka mea hoʻololi i ka ano o ka unuhi. Ua ua: "E 'oe i Khaki 6 palaoa." Ua "E 'oe i shit 6 palaoa."

Kekahi liana o ka GTA honua - He pelaha o ka hale haʻuki, i heluhelu: aʻo 'ia Hard, e' o ia hoʻi i loko o ka unuhi: "aʻo 'ia ka hana." Akā, kekahi dorisoval palapala "S", a hoʻololi loa i ke ano. Ano, i ka pelaha heluhelu: ke kanana nei Hard (paakiki huki mai).

Pū ma luna o nā limahana piha o ka hoʻolaha hae, a wahi a Big S. Ua heluhelu e like Big hoki, a 'o ia hoʻi "Big hoki." Aia i kekahi hana hoihoi hae, a ua he banter o ka manu oiaio hewa (maoli hewa). Ua olelo oiaio Grime: alanui cleaners (maoli, i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe). A kau ia ma ke kuʻikahi, Station.

ka hopena

Ia mea i nā mea a pau e pili ana i leʻaleʻa "GTA:. San Andreas" I ka holoholona hihiu Ua pololei teeming me ka laulāʻano o "Easter hua", mea huna a me glitches mea i flipped i loko o lākou ka lokomaikaʻiʻia mai. Eia hou, na poe mikanele o okoa hiki e pâʻani 'o ia i loko o kekahi aoao. ʻOiai kēia pāʻani ia mea maʻamau, akā, i loko o kona manawa ia i ka waiʻona ma. A i keia holoholona hihiu mea e like me ka kânaka, a no laila, na makahiki ma hope, ka mea i koe i ka pāʻani, e hou wale nō, a hiki awa i Phone.

Kaawale, e hiki palapala e pili ana i ka hoopunipuni nā loina no ka mea hihiu, akā, ka mea, ua i pili i ke kumuhana. Akā, i ka holoholona hihiu a me ka hoopunipuni nā loina ike he okoa. Ninau-San Andreas Ua hoʻololi ma'ō aku iaia, no laila, he nui kânaka e waiho i ka kekahi, ia mau manawa: no ka manawa mua ma ka moʻolelo, me na nā loina, ka lua - me ka hoopunipuni nā loina, a me ka piha study o ka laua ao nei.