New Year ka hui kālepa: ka kōmi'ōkuhi amusing, e hoohuli no nā mākua

E like me ka rula, laekahi hui kālepa ahiahi hoolilo i kekahi a me kekahi Holiday, nā leʻaleʻa hoopapa a me ka leʻaleʻa, e hoohuli i nā mākua. A ua he aloha, a koʻi kaua e mākou compatriots halawai mea like me ka mai ana mai ke anaina kanaka o ka makahiki, he, mea i koe. Original, kupaianaha, kahaha ko oukou naau, provocative, he kūoʻo, a catchy, e hoohuli i ka New Year no nā mākua eʻaʻole haʻalele indifferent, a e hoolealea mai i na kanaka loa hoʻoponopono.

Eia ka lakou i mea hoike kōmi'ōkuhi, i ka papa kuhikuhiE nā mea hana keaka, ka poe e lilo mākou wahi lulu popilikia a me ka huakaʻi i ke kai Santa Claus Santa Claus, accidentally collided ma kekahi hui kālepa aoao. O ka holo ana, no ka manao e i hana me ke kahiko (akā, he "holomua") Snow kaikamahine. Kūlana hana ma ka loa noʻeau koʻokoʻo.

Ke'ī mai, i ka hana, e hoohuli i nā mākua helu kuhi puke, e komo i ke keʻena, panting a me ka maluhiluhi o ke alanui Santa Claus.

Claus Santa:

Hey, maikaʻi ahiahi, aloha hoa!

Oe nō nā mea a pau maikai,ʻaʻahuʻia e like ia.

Au i hele mai nei ia oe, mai kahi mamao aku,

Kala, he uuku māluhiluhi.

Akā maikaʻi, au i ukali ia e ka moʻopuna wahine,

Ka hola i hala Granddaddy i ole haawi aku.

Ua pono, auhea oe, moʻopuna wahine, podʻaneʻi!

Apo la i ina aole oia hoi ia?

Ka lumi ka loaʻa o ke Snow kaikamahine i loko o ka miniskirt, a me ka piha "kaua HW". Ma ke kaʻina hana o ka 'ōlelo vigorously kamaiʻilio nui aʻe ana.

Snow kaikamahine:

Aeʻaneʻi, grandpa, au Laki holo!

I ola anei ka mea, ina au e hiki ole?

Kī Ua Ua he lōʻihi hele ana mea e maʻalahi.

I ka ua kahikoia a nani lumi au i ka nānā aku.

Claus Santa:

He aha ka oe i ka'īʻana, moʻopuna wahine, e hilahila!

Ma na aoao elua o ma ka liʻiliʻi loa nana a puni.

Kou alelo, i ka olelo pono, me ka iwi!

Ua makemake paha eʻoi aku hilahila i ka poe hoaai.

Snow kaikamahine:

Ekskyuzmi (England.) ALOHA E na kanaka,

He lepo lā o ka ihu malaila au Pono.

No ka i ke aumoe noi aku nei i kou kala!

Ua ka manawa e hoʻomaka ai mamua, paha, mau hoohiwahiwa?

Claus Santa:

No ka mea, ua hoopanee ia i kekahi mea.

Au, a me kou ae, au e hoʻomaka.

Alaila, hele mai i ka huli ana o ka culmination o mākou, e hoohuli i nā mākua - ka lumi koke komo i kaʻona Santa Claus me ka nele hue i loko o kona mau lima.

MELE KALIKIMAKA:

Hello, koʻu mau hoaaloha, a me ka hookipa ana i ka hōʻike!

E like me oe i mehana a me ka pono.

Ke Lūkini aiʻaihueʻia, au i ole ia i ka -

Kapa, a hiki loa i ka iki ka leo.

Aʻu i hapai aku i ka'āina o ka mulled waina,

Akā, ma ke ala o ka mole nele.

Maoli kōkua pumehana kupuna kāne

A ina ryumashechku waimaka a pau, mai ka naau!

Ua kauoha ana i ka papaʻaina, e inu, akā, holo i Santa Claus.

MELE KALIKIMAKA:

He aha e ke kanaka kahiko?

Paha, o ka hoi i ka hoopunipuni?

Ile waiʻona Pono e nakii,

Oe E Mai inu hou ma mua o koʻu kupuna kāne?

Claus Santa:

Hoa, 'oe e hahai aku ma ka olelo ana

A mākou paha e wehewehe:

He aha ka i loko o kēia lumi, ua oe hoopoina?

A i 'ole accidentally hooholoia e?

MELE KALIKIMAKA:

Mai ke kaawale ana Lapland reindeer

Aʻu i hiki ai 'aneʻi ma ka leo kono maikaʻi.

Ka a pau honua ike mai iaʻu

A me Santa Claus me ke aloha Fish.

Noel makana he kaʻa

Au, e like me ka mea e e laweia mai.

Owai oe? Pane mai la oia i i makemake i ka?

I nana aku oe i ka piha i Kana mow!

Claus Santa:

Great Ustyug - hānau o koʻu,

Hau paa kupuna kāne i kapa mai iaʻu hoa.

I - Russian, he kūloko ma mua o ka pololei ai haʻaheo o,

Akā, 'oe i loko o Lapland ala hoʻi.

MELE KALIKIMAKA:

Oh, no! No laila, ka mea e ole e holopono ana!

No keia mea i ke aupuni i loko o ka mea ana i ke ola.

Ināʻaʻole pēlā kaʻu hele ana ua pono,

Au ua hele alanui na mea he nui.

Dia ua paakiki e shove mai iaʻu,

No ka kamaiki holoholona pono ia e ua mahaloia!

Claus Santa:

Oe e lohe i ka moʻopuna o keia nonsense?

Holoholona hoʻomanaʻo - hilahila!

Ua no ka nui o kilomika, i pa,

O Kela Me Keia pu mau loa wawae.

No laila, e ole oeʻaʻa e haʻi hou aku e pili ana i ka mamao,

E ho'āʻo ia oe iho me kā mākou e like oe!

MELE KALIKIMAKA:

Dia - amo e haule make,

Aʻaneʻi ma kāu moʻopuna Vidocq kanalua.

Snow kaikamahine:

Pehea aa oe, he decrepit elemakule kanaka?

Pono manawa pehea oe e hele pololei i loko o ka huewai!

MELE KALIKIMAKA:

Kekahi ano, au nānā aku me koʻu hoomanawanui ana'ku.

A me kahi o ua snegurok e koho i?

Snow kaikamahine:

Au i kēia circus manawa haawi aku i ai:

Oe Hoʻokaʻina ia maiʻaneʻi, a me au, naau, mai ka hana!

Snow kaikamahine pointedly koe.

Ka hoopapa ma waena o kūpuna ālai ia 'aʻe presenter.

Moderator:

Ae, Ka Moana, grandpa, mai paila!

Hoʻonānea, e mālie iho i ka pihoihoi.

Owai la ka mea e nohoʻaneʻi, a me ka poe e hele aku,

E hoakaka i ke kanaka,

Ua pono, e e kiko'ī - aloha wāhine.

Wehewehe pū mai i kou mea e like ai na kanaka

A e ho'āʻo i ka hoowalewale na wahine,

E kiʻi i ka moana o ka honi.

Ma ka mau nō lā hoʻi o ka ike weliweli no nā mākua ma waena o nā kūpuna hoonohonoho puke kātuna hoopapa, i ka i aku i komo i ke ohi i na honi mai o nā wāhine. Ke Competition welau a me ka huki, ka hoopapa e lulu lima, a hoʻomaka i ka olelo hana pili i ka waiwai hookupu. Loa no nā mākua e hele mai ana i ka hopena.